Startalk’s Da Who(Oct. 18)

This weekends Da who is all about starlets.

Unang Da Who . . . Subject: Newly Celebrity

Da Who ang Newly Celeb feeling sikatuna to the max. Demanding naghahanap ng sariling room kahit baguhan pa lang. Inaya magpapicture ni reportage at ang sagot “I’m already leaving na e.” Ganon! Clue: Sing na lang ng Bahay Kubo. Hide na lang natin sa namesung na Petra Feelingera. So cheap . . . Patani of Survivor Philippines . . . aba feelingera nga!

Finality Da Who . . . Subject: Starlet Matronix

Da Who ang Starlet na nagpapaka-matronix sa pagtambay sa bar. Tumatambay sya sa gay bar dahil dun ang work ng papa nya. At ang ipinangsusustento nya sa kanyang papa ay galing sa papa nyang mayaman. Clue: I-connect na lang natin sa ibong itim. Itago na lang natin sa namesung na Vanna Roces. Thanks to my cousin ‘coz I already forgot this starlet . . . Raven Villanueva.

Startalk’s Da Who (Oct. 11)

Last Oct. 11 I recorded some parts of Startalk’s Da Who on my mobile phone so I had an easier time writing the details especially the first blind item. Here it is . . .

Unang Da Who . . . Subject: Super Celeb and Friend

Da Who ang Super Celeb at friend na hinahabol-habol pa rin raw ng fans around the U.S. dahil sa dami ng nasuba nito. Kalat na sa communities abroad ang talamak na pangungutang ni Super Celeb sa super fans nya na kanyang tinatakbuhan pagkatapos. Aba itong si friend din ni Super Celeb din pala na kilalalang madatung din dito sa Pinas ay at utangera na din sa fans ni Super Celeb pero like ni Super Celeb ay wa na rin raw pagkapaysung. Kaya ngayon ang “mayroong” ginamit na creditor ay taguansung. Da who sina Super Celeb and friend??? Wa na clue! Hide na lang natin sa namesung na Andrea Narciso at Sheryl Nacuha.

OMG! Super Celeb nga talaga yung answer as in THE ONE AND ONLY SUPERSTAR . . . Nora Aunor and her rumoured partner in life . . . Nori Sayo!

Finality Da Who . . . Subject: Young Jowas

Da who ang young jowas na ito na mukhang so inalababo to each other on cam pero wishing truelili off cam. Yun pala kay girl lang truelili ang feeling kaso kay boy he’s pretending lang kse nahuli sya ni girl na kalambuchingan ang trueliling type nyang girl. Hide na lang natin sila sa namesung na Brezee Koronel at Albert Abrelata.

Well I really find this two so corny, pa-tweetums and fake . . . Kris Bernal and Aljure Abrenica.

Fruit Magic

It’s so ironic that my favourite drink of all was introduced to me by my cousin who were born and raised in the U.S. We were at the SM Mall of Asia the first time I got to taste it. He was so thirsty strolling around and when he saw the Fruit Magic stall and there’s buko pandan juice available he was so excited and bought some for us. Cool and refreshing with just the right amount of sweetness, Fruit Magic’s Buko Pandan juice is really a great drink. Once you sip the smooth taste will linger on your tongue making it addicting. After consuming all of it I absolutely understood why my cousin was so happy when he saw the beverage. Now every time I’m at the mall and I need a drink I scout the area first and look for Fruit Magic and if there’s one I’d definitely buy their Buko Pandan. It’s really a superb and healthy thirst-quencher. Two thumbs up!!!

Startalk’s Da Who (Oct. 4)

Last Saturday though I was kind of doing something I still was able to jot down some of the details of Startalk’s Da Who. The first blind item was about “Girl Pasweetness.” Pasweet na fakeness ang kasweetan habang on cam itong si girl pasweetness pero pag patay ng cam at lumapit para magpa-picture ang fan nitong si girl pasweetness ay super deadma naman sya. Paulit-ulit syang inaapproach ng kanyang fan para magpa-picture pero ni minsan ay di nya ito pinansin kaya lumapit na lang ang male co-star ni girl pasweetness at sya na lang ang nagpa-picture. Itanong nyo sya kay PRINCESS at itago na lang daw natin sya sa namesung na Ginina Santos. Ummm…you again Sarah Geronimo! She seems to be the favorite target of Da Who these days. Well I hope it’s not true because fans are the ones who make their career lifespan long or short.

The next blind item was the “Warla Jowas” of showbiz. Maski swear to the contrary na na di na sila magjowa ay parati pa din silang nasasight na nagwawarla. May pulis at blotter pa ang huling incident na sa elevator pa ng kanilang condo nangyari. You’re so BOOBITA na pag di nyo pa nakuha! Itago na lang daw natin sila sa namesung na Cris Albano at Babet E.(I forgot the second name I just remembered the initial). Alex Crisano and Ethel Booba are my answers. They are the only famous celebrity couple that I know who argues a lot and always involves the police when they fight.